On the Job - Toilet Etiquette Demonstrated

Thanks to my incredible sleuthing, I've managed to meet the greatest demands of my readers. I've procured a copy of the famous "Sit or Squat" presentation. Now... I know everyone is wondering how I managed to do this. For reference, interested readers can review the movies "Mission Impossible", "Ocean's Eleven", "The Italian Job" and "La Femme Nikita." Please try to imagine the last movie with a male lead (I'm not confused). Actually, I've never seen the first movie on the list, but it had a good trailer.
The file is unfortunately in M$ Powerpoint format (sorry). I think everyone should be able to view it somehow. If you just want to look at the pretty pictures, then please enjoy them below!
I've scrubbed the file to remove all references to my company and I'm going to say that this file was never actually presented at my workplace and was never in any way related to anything I've ever seen or done at work.